1. Notes: 78324 / 1 hour ago  from thisismyhowdoyousayblog (originally from katara)

    (Source: katara)

     
  2. 2 hours ago 

    "Where does that 'yee' video come from,” I thought. Here I am an hour or two later and I know entirely too much.

    So there is this German animation company named Dingo Pictures.

    "The studio is known for creating traditionally-animated cartoons based on fairy tales and concepts plagarizing the works of Disney, Pixar and DreamWorks. These cartoons are highly regarded as some of the worst animated films ever, with extremely low-budget animation, repetitive dialogue, lack of dub actors (only two people voice all the characters, in some cases only one) and shoddy character designs, often looking as if it was traced from another cartoon." - mockbuster.wikia.com

    These things have been translated into multiple languages. Here is the “yee” film in its entirety, with the dinosaurs speaking Italian. (Word has it that the “yee” dialogue appears only in the Spanish traslation, a version I can’t find on YouTube.) The vid is apparently lifted from a VHS tape, a tape that starts by spending a good chunk of your lifespan on a blank screen, setting the tone of raw disrespect for civilization.

    Even if you don’t want to see the dinosaurs speaking Italian, just click here to watch the trailers. Look, more films from the people who brought you “yee”!

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    Question: how did Dingo Pictures get through life without being sued into oblivion?

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    Answer: By only pretending to rip off famous movies, hiding behind box art for films Dingo wisely didn’t try making.

    If you aim to deliberately buy a cheap knockoff of Disney’s Hercules

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    …you will get all that you deserve.

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    Dingo Pictures is a false flag operation created by Disney to discourage consumers from ever again buying cheap knockoffs of anything.

    The really unique part of Dingo’s history is where its movies were put on PS1 and PS2 discs by an outfit called Phoenix Games. English-speaking kids were expected to spend their precious gaming time on watching a grotesquely dubbed grotesque cartoon with a grotesque lack of, you know, game-play features. Possibly for the purposes of plausible deniability, Phoenix Games spat some selectable mini games onto the menu screens. For examples of these “games”, watch the above posted video. Watch the whole damn thing.

    Resources and MORE:

    mockbuster.wikia.com

    tvtropes.org

    Full Phoenix Games Playstation version of Dinosaur Adventures IN ENGLISH, parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

    But I have to tell you that Animal Soccer World is worse.

    BONUS INDECENT DEBAUCHERY:

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  3. Notes: 51773 / 5 hours ago  from attackonsociallife (originally from theheirsofdurin)

    theheirsofdurin:

    cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

  4. Notes: 1 / 5 hours ago  from skoomapipe
    Favorite part of Halloween stores: walls covered in cool shit
    Least favorite part of Halloween stores: people who bring in their kids who are young enough that they're really easily spooked and overloaded
  5. Notes: 24142 / 3 days ago  from jemjemandthefunkybunch (originally from 90skindofworld)
    jemjemandthefunkybunch:

My sentiments exactly.

If you toss broccoli florets with oil, salt, and pepper then roast them for fifteen minutes at 425 degrees, it tastes awesome. It in no way resembles broccoli raw or broccoli steamed. I must spread this gospel.

    jemjemandthefunkybunch:

    My sentiments exactly.

    If you toss broccoli florets with oil, salt, and pepper then roast them for fifteen minutes at 425 degrees, it tastes awesome. It in no way resembles broccoli raw or broccoli steamed. I must spread this gospel.

    (Source: 90skindofworld)

     
  6. Notes: 7 / 4 days ago  from iadorecutethings (originally from iadorecutethings)

    iadorecutethings:

    I am now debating between these two, I can’t decide?

    The pink one, I think. The paler one might be harder to see when worn with some tops.

  7. Notes: 47918 / 4 days ago  from thisismyhowdoyousayblog (originally from princesshimelda)

    That’s enough internet for today

    (Source: princesshimelda)

  8. Notes: 136429 / 4 days ago  from godfatherofgreenbay (originally from stability)
    godfatherofgreenbay:

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

Cons of living in Amish country: buggies going by your house at 4AM, having to worry about getting into an accident because of buggy drag racing, catching horse shoe nails in your car tires.

#also they are clearly not Amish #more like Mennonites #Amish don’t believe in bicycles #unless they are on vacation




buggy drag racing

    godfatherofgreenbay:

    stability:

    Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

    Cons of living in Amish country: buggies going by your house at 4AM, having to worry about getting into an accident because of buggy drag racing, catching horse shoe nails in your car tires.

     
  9. Notes: 7 / 4 days ago  from hipbonesandheartbreak
    hipbonesandheartbreak:

Whattt πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€

"When [anthropologist Christine R.] Yano was preparing her written texts for the exhibit at the Japanese American National Museum, she says she described Hello Kitty as a cat. ‘I was corrected — very firmly,’ she says. ‘That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.’" - Los Angeles Times

    hipbonesandheartbreak:

    Whattt πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€

    "When [anthropologist Christine R.] Yano was preparing her written texts for the exhibit at the Japanese American National Museum, she says she described Hello Kitty as a cat. ‘I was corrected β€” very firmly,’ she says. ‘That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.’" - Los Angeles Times

     
  10. Notes: 61713 / 4 days ago  from bonesthatrattle (originally from vuelie)

    Ratatoing?

    (Source: vuelie)

  11. Notes: 6 / 5 days ago  from bonesthatrattle

    bonesthatrattle:

    I get scared when computers make noise

    Like you ok computer? Do you need an inhaler
  12. Notes: 391 / 5 days ago  from godfatherofgreenbay (originally from sebsational)

    sebsational:

    How I almost signed over my entire life to Applebee’s for a gift card of an indeterminate amount.

    Also their last tweet. Who do they think I am? I went to COLLEGE.

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