JoJoTheModern

Apr 15

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cherryfunkaroo:

OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD

cherryfunkaroo:

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

(Source: frikiskrew, via holmes-and-watson)

shpx:

I’m going to a poetry thing at a coffee shop tonight, and I’ll be dressed in a suit, AND READ A POEM ABOUT COFFEE WHILE DRINKING COFFEE IN A COFFEE SHOP.

COFFFFEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous asked: Heathcliff or Garfield?

godfatherofgreenbay:

Heatchcliff, most definitely.  I think it’s because there was a kid in my grade school class that was obsessed with Garfield.  He had every single book and he clipped every strip from the paper.  Then when the books didn’t come out fast enough for him, he took all the newspaper clippings and used a church copy machine to make his own books.  He also had a rating system for each comic.  I can’t remember what it was based on but I’m sure it was something like instead of stars it was pans of lasagna.  Then he also had some sort of formula where he figured how humorous the cartoon was based on whether it contained, Odie, John, or Nermal.

I want to know what that grown-up kid thinks of Garfield Minus Garfield.

Apr 14

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Apr 11

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

(Source: hahaniechan, via musicismyoasis)

Anonymous asked: Arielle, I want to know something. Can I still call myself a virgin? I've never consensually had sex, but I've been raped. I was saving myself for marriage and still haven't had sex otherwise. Since it wasn't my choice can I still wearing my abstinence ring proudly, or would I just be lying to myself?

arielleishamming:

The entire idea of virginity is skewed. I think you should be able to call yourself whatever you want. Whatever makes you feel better. <3

Anon, I hope you are checking the notes on this post.

Yes, you are still a virgin. That’s because you have not had sex. Sex is mutually consensual. Every time. All the time.

Assault does NOT count.

Wear your abstinence ring with a clean conscience- you have, after all, abstained.

Apr 10

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recreational&#8212;scoldings:

My beautiful grandmother, passed away in 2000. Youngest of 8, born to Orthodox Jews that emigrated to the States. Eloped with my grandfather to Las Vegas after WW2 because my grandpa was not Jewish. She broke the mold for all the future women in my family. May your memory be a blessing.

recreational—scoldings:

My beautiful grandmother, passed away in 2000. Youngest of 8, born to Orthodox Jews that emigrated to the States. Eloped with my grandfather to Las Vegas after WW2 because my grandpa was not Jewish. She broke the mold for all the future women in my family. May your memory be a blessing.

Apr 07

jojothemodern asked: Happy (slightly belated) birthday! Pretend I can draw and gifted you an illustration of the Dragon Crown Sorceress. :D Happy 32!

shadowkitty777:

 photo 3ED6E507-100D-48B1-87D1-9A1457054B6D.jpg Thank you, I pretended it was super cute!

Wow my pretend drawing is awesome!

Apr 06

Wonder if it’s common to wish you could get away from yourself

Just take a vacation from yourself, and leave for a while

Leave the personality and the voice

Get away from your anger and your rants and your complaints

Not forever, only for a breather

I’m so sick of me hanging heavily on myself

Give me a few days of being nobody at all

Apr 05

(via arrests)