Notes: 222118 / 1 week ago
from tyleroakley (originally from benevolentblackgirl)
Notes: 7 / 2 weeks ago
from shpx (originally from shpx)
I’ve eaten my entire day’s worth of calories with swiss rolls and peeps in the last two hours…
Not sure if I should be proud of this or mad about myself for this.
I felt so sick that night, would not recommend 3/10.
Notes: 8 / 2 weeks ago
Md. Trans Nondiscrimination Bill Passes House Committee
A bill that would extend employment, housing, and public accommodations protections to transgender people in Maryland passed the State House of Delegates today in a vote of 82-57, with two delegates not voting. The bill now heads to the desk of Democratic Gov. Martin O’Malley, who has promised to sign it into law.
The bill will outlaw discrimination on the basis of gender identity in housing, education, and public accommodation.
Notes: 255422 / 2 weeks ago
from wiccan-wisdom (originally from anglophilemeetsbibliophile)
Notes: 5 / 2 weeks ago
Apparently I’ve developed an accent although, from interactions this afternoon, I don’t know where it’s from. I think it’s a tad British because I’ve been immersing myself in British dramas on Netflix lately and for the past few months. I was on my way to purchase bratwursts for my supper this evening and decided to stop at Wendy’s to redeem a coupon for a free Frostee. I went inside and the girl took my order and asked, “Where are you from?”
I replied, “Why?”
She said, “You have an accent. Are you from Poland?”
Another girl said, “No, he sounds like he’s from France. Do you speak French?”
I know a few phrases so I said, “May I use your telephone,” with my best French accent.
A third girl chimed in and said, “That sounds German. I think he’s from Germany.”
So in my best German I said, “Seid aber untereinander freundlich, herzlich und vergebet einer dem andern, gleichwie Gott euch auch vergeben hat in Christo. Wir müssen die Existenz unseres Volkes und eine Zukunft für weiße Kinder sichern.” (Shut up. The last two German books I read were Luther’s translation of the Bible and Mein Kampf.)
The first girl said, “That sounds Russian.”
I then broke out my recitation of the Soviet anthem.
Finally the girls asked where I was from.
I said, “Ladies, I assure you that I am from the state of Wisconsin but I can transport you to a state of pure bliss if you would accompany me this evening to my home to dine on some bratwursts I have purchased.”
They all looked at each other and one mustered, “Huh…what?”
I think I’ll be sticking with my British dramas.
Notes: 33 / 3 weeks ago
from l0stwooods (originally from l0stwooods)
seriously this is hilarious and i don’t understand why u guys aren’t laughin along
Notes: 5603 / 3 weeks ago
from wiccan-wisdom (originally from lilmissconstrude)
Notes: 1 / 3 weeks ago
other people playing Skyrim: dude I killed every guard in Markarth it was awesome
me: I’m gonna crawl inside that dragon’s ribcage it looks so cool
Notes: 20121 / 3 weeks ago
from skoomapipe (originally from adoptpets)
Who’s a pretty boy? You are, yes you are!
Bee covered in pollen resting in the heart of a crocus flower.
Nature-loving photographer, Boris Godfroid, uses macro photography for close-up shots, posted to his website boris.godfroidbrothers.be
Happy 1st Day of Spring!
Plant some flowers for the bees.
Notes: 56402 / 3 weeks ago
from shpx (originally from larstheyeti)
Notes: 9 / 3 weeks ago
how does netflix have an extremely goofy movie but not a goofy movie what is this hell planet
Notes: 4200 / 3 weeks ago
from alexturnershapedpancakes (originally from vegan-hippie)
hey I have $5.50 somebody direct me to this basket of wonder